heerlijk

its what you say in Holland when you see a girl with a great wonky bum.

Heerlijk! you little beauty, you!

by Storid-stijn November 13, 2003

Heteretrosexual

Term for one whose asexual preference for the pious and regressive intolerance of all things gay is evidenced through mangled speech.

G.W. Bush : "I don't need a man date 'cause I'm heteretrosexual."

by steve marvin June 19, 2006

Ok hetero

Basically a twist on ok boomer, but used when a straight person says some stupid, heterosexist shit.

Karen: We let you have gay marriage, that should be enough.
Me: Ok hetero

by Gen-X Queer November 30, 2019

Henerz

The ability to convincingly confuse fantasy with actual fact

Fantasy - “I got 'butt naked' with two girls last night”
Fact – “I slept in the same house as two girls last night”

by emma September 7, 2004

hetero sack

A drug dealer who uses sandwich bags & knots the end so you can never get the bag open, forcing you to rip it open & spill your shit. Very rarely seen in the homosexual lifestyle, hence the name.

Goddammit! Why does Mitch always have to use a hetero sack?!

by hookiecunt January 17, 2009

hetero-ethnosexual

someone who is only attracted to members of the opposite sex belonging to a certain ethnicity, they are somewhat asexual but heterosexual only to certain ethnicities,in between hetero-sexual and asexual, similar to gray-asexuals

1. not only are you racist for only dating white guys, but you're also a hetero- ethnosexual

2. she has turned down every man who asked her on a date, is she hetero-sexual,bi-sexual,hetero-ethnosexual or is she a lesbian, because it looks like shes not really into men

by wHaTzYoNaMe October 31, 2015

hetero micro-attraction

When a heterosexual person offers comments to another person of the same gender about how nice something looks on them or how attractive he/she is.

Dude, your Moustache is awesome! Sorry for the Hetero micro-attraction, but what kind of wax do you use in it?

by Jp Armstrong November 29, 2017