Island Heights

A sleepy little town located between Toms RIver, NJ and water. 7 minutes from the beach, 8 minutes from downtown and 29 minutes to Central Regional High School, where most kids go to school. With an average of 16 people graduating from the town's grade school, it's safe to say everyone knows each other. People who live in the town leave it for excitement and boredom-release, and those who live within an hour visit the town to feel peaceful. Sailfest, otherwise known as Island height's main event, is a fair along to water with boots to sell things, games, alcohol, and live music occurring the first Sunday of September. Every local school has its own block where the kids can semi privately get drunk and fall down with their classmates. It's an annoyingly great place to raise your kids.

Man: I grew up in Island Heights 20 years ago.
Other Man: oh you must know Kim!
Man: (reluctantly and with resignation) . . . .yes.

by ilive InIH February 10, 2008

Keystone Heights

Full of a bunch of obnoxious people, a lot of rich people live here who think they are privileged just because they have more money, a lot of people are turning gay because you cant trust anyone out of your sex. All the 14 year olds are going out and having sex because we have nothing better to do. Mainly all the popular girls have a thigh gap bigger than the Grand Canyon and get mad when they dont get the new iPhone 7. Full of rednecks also and a bunch of Trump supporters. The only good thing about Keystone is when you get to leave.

We dont even have to go to Arizona to see the Grand Canyon, we can just look at her thighs! - people of Keystone Heights

by Idekjustmadethistopostsomethin January 19, 2017

hawthorne heights

A band that is cool.
Download (err...buy?):
- ohio is for lovers
- screenwriting an apology

"Let's blast some hawthorne heights!"
"AWright!!!"

by i dont know. November 14, 2004

hawthorne heights

Alright, so I listen to the whole "emo" craze, poor me. Now, it seems to be a general opinion that kids like me listen to Hawthorne Heights. Please, God, no. I have given them a chance, I really have, but they just generally suck. Now, I understand that they do have quite a large fan base. Though, I will point out that most of this fan base consists of scenesters who don't really have a taste in music. Anyways, back on topic. I recently saw them live on Black Clouds and Underdogs, and well, this is me, spent the whole set mocking them. Some kids out there can listen to emo and actually have respect for music. It's that very same respect that causes my dislike to Hawthorne Heights. They're more or less ruining music.
Wow, I come off as a complete bitch. Maybe it's because I'm telling you the truth about oMg!11!11~~da best emo band EVARR!!!!!111~~!11
Or not. Hopefully some of you can spell.

Hawthorne Heights were so lame last night. Almost made me want to cut myself.

by Parka April 30, 2006

hawthorne heights

A shitty Emo/Screemo band from Ohio. One of the worst bands i've ever heard. Seriously, I would rather listen to the sound of a dying goat mixed with an endless loop of a George bush's State of the union speach than this shitty band.

I didn't have any toilet paper so i wiped my ass with a brand new hawthorne heights cd.

by gtfuytu September 19, 2005

Hawthorne Heights

A phrase used in analogies to suggest that one thing is abysmal, untalented, lame, bunk, or a combination of the former.

Etymology: Comes from the horrible emo band Hawthorne Heights, perhaps the most untalented group in the 21st century.

Ex 1. Whew! I'm glad that show is over. That band sucked as badly Hawthorne Height's!

Ex 2. (after seeing an ugly girl) Friend: Watch out, broseph! You have a Hawthorne Heights coming your way.

by MotherEarthFracker November 12, 2006

hawthorne heights

Emo band, with backing screamo vocals. Very, very good emo band, helped me cope with depression and family problems.

"So, cut my wrists, and black my eyes... So I can fall asleep tonight, or die... Because you killed me, you know you do you killed me well, you like to do it I can tell."

hawthorne heights

by Pwn Biscut December 24, 2007