a gordon minute

A Gordon Minute is 10 seconds.

It originated due to how fast Gordon demands thing to be done in his kitchen.
It's used for people that are always demanding things be done ASAP even though they specified more time than they actually allotted.

Cooking this wont take longer than a gordon minute.

skye was a 3 pump chump, he was finished with her in a gordon minute.

by dr muta August 11, 2014

Goforth

An often mis-understood last name of an elite group of individuals. Rarely sighted, and even more rarely caught, the Goforth is characterized by an almost obscene ability to project complete dominance and wow of the people that they encounter. Incredible love makers, they are sought after by cougars and rhino's for their ability to entertain, invoke passion and produce euphoric adventures both in and out of the bedroom.

Lucy was in her mid forties, but when she managed to catch a Goforth, her life changed into a long and exciting adventure and she felt as though she was in her twenties again!

by FireBritches October 15, 2010

Smash Gordon

1. Whilst making love to a woman's anus from behind her you bust a nut all up in your condom, then you take you turn your condom inside out and start to go to town on her snatch to get her pregger's. 10 months later when she's having the baby in the hospital you violently kick open the door to her room and scream "You just got SMASH GORDONED!"

That douche bag Heraldo gave me a Smash Gordon last night, what a joker.

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

Gorf

to make a mistake; to render damaged.

I gorfed up the paint job on my Chevelle when I sprayed Bleche-Wite on it.

by Jonny B. Gorfed October 20, 2003

Gordo

1. The Spanish word for "fat".

2. A common enemy in the Kirby series of games published by Nintendo. They appear small, round and spikey with two eyes in the middle. They are notable for being immune to all forms of damage, forcing the player to simply avoid them.

1. Bob: Man, that guy across the street is such a gordo, damn.
Bill: You're pretty gordo yourself, bro.

2. Jeff: So I was playing Kirby Super Star the other day, and I couldn't get past this line of Gordos!
Phil: You fucking suck.

by Jimmy5327 November 7, 2010

gordon

A Gordon is that awkward boner received in class. For instance, say you have hard wood in the middle of a boring class period. The teacher calls your name to get up and answer a question presented on the board in the front of the class. At this point you have a raging erection formed in your pants. The name for this boner: a gordon

"Dude, did you see Joe's massive gordon in class today?"
"Dawg, that was a fat cock!"

by dankogkush November 24, 2014

Rash Gordon

Rash Gordon: When you are walking for a long period of time while haveing you're thighs rubbing together causing sweat dirt and friction to make a very annoying rash that makes you want to stop and let it dry

this mornig I had to walk a mile in the sun to work half way there I met Rash Gordon.

by Ajuntapall October 7, 2008