The description given to person who is so completely incapable of organising themselves they couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, usually your boss or a figure that delegates to you, the effects of them being unorganised nearly always has a negative effect on others and not themselves.
My boss is such a fletcher, he lost us a contract with a big retail client because he was playing Golf and was late.
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Mark says: fucking hell Al thats the brown shit comming through the celling
Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me
Al says: fuck no's it looks like someones feltched spunk from ones arse.
thats what its smeels like to me
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They writher rythmically achieving orgasm simultaneously. as they came they flitched each other and covered themselves in vomit, they collapsed back into the bunker, satiated
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They will do a lot of other things rather than focus on what has to happen. Usually a happy person!
They will do a lot of other things rather than focus on what has to happen. Usually a happy person!
My daughter is a flutcher. It takes her 45 minutes to get dressed in the morning and another 25 to get into the car. She likes to flutch.
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