Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

floppy pucker

A loose, gaping asshole.

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.

by Dooosh May 20, 2014

Floppy Child

slang term for a flaccid penis.

See also cock penis

Do you think my floppy child is small

I'm so excited i think i'll never see my floppy child again

I'm going to the shop to buy some viagra for my floppy child

by Flat4! + guests 09 September 27, 2009

floppy fiona

A Floppy Fiona is when your friend makes really vague plans to do things with you, although never really seems like they want to go, and ultimately do not.

Fucking Will man! the other day he wanted to come smoke with us, and then he said he couldn't pitch in, then he said he didn't wanna come at all. He's such a Floppy Fiona

by BlazingBiscuit December 20, 2015

Flippy-floppy

A phrase you to describe a fake or two-faced person

Jonathan was talking shit about me behind my back. That bitch is flippy-floppy.

by bigdick123098 August 30, 2019

Floppy fish

When a penis slips out of a wet vagina and becomes a fish. Wow

I was banging Christian and my dick turned into a floppy fish, a tuna fish

by Fam56 March 25, 2018

floppy compartment

The name for a vagina that is all banged out, loose, and just plain floppy looking. You get a floppy compartment by putting many large objects into a vagina.

I saw this porno and the girl had a seriously floppy compartment.
Man you could fit a basketball into that floppy compartment.

by chodanut April 22, 2008