Epsteined

Murder committed by elites made to look like Suicide.

"Careful what you say about The Don, you might get yourself Epsteined"

by Peadar Lotsy November 3, 2020

Easterclut

When you sneeze in a girls vagina and then lick it

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: Can i easterclut you?
Girl: ok then

by DrEastermon January 1, 2015

Middle Eastern Bowling

When you catch a woman in the middle East driving or showing ankles you bury her half-way in the sand and start rolling boulders at her until she stops moving

We once saw a woman driving in the middle East so we started playing Middle Eastern Bowling with her

by Ghost_Man351- February 28, 2022

Easterling

possibly the greatest football kicker of all time.

that kid is an easterling!!!

by Andrew Easterling October 22, 2008

Easter

It obviously is an adjective that is better than best.

Good Friday... Easter Sunday.

Jesus died on good Friday, but it was even BETTER when he came back to life.

So Easter > Absolute Best.

"Hey man, you going to church for Good Friday?"
"No, way, I'm saving all my church time for Easter Sunday, it's better."

by Vinwayne April 10, 2009

biscuit-ersed

adj. slang; weak, feeble (Scottish dialect)

He went to speak, but stopped, knowing that his voice would come out biscuit-ersed, that the uncertainty would be threaded right through it.

by Existential Ghost November 6, 2009

Jeffrey epstein

HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT!!!

Bitch: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Intellectual: No he did not!

by grebmachine September 6, 2021