The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
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