Slang for Asian cock.
You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’
You’re the only Asian kid in class and every other kid starts speaking Engrish to mock Asians and you. A hot, cute girl walks up to you and demands an eggroll, because ‘all Asians know how to make eggrolls.’
Laney: “where is my eggroll, Chang?”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”
Chang: “Right here.” (Unzips, drops pants and whips out his eggroll)
Laney: “Oh my god, Chang! It’s huge! I-I’m sorry! L-Let’s meet up after school.”
by Giant Golden Cock January 24, 2020
A form of catcalling that discreetly disguises the words "Hey gurl" into the word "Eggroll!!!" Most of the time girls don't get it and almost every time they smile, so it's a good way to get the self esteem up.
Eric totally saw this mondo babe walk by from our porch and he goes, "Eggroll!!!!". The girl didn't really understand, but she smiled.
by JC aka OchoCinco July 08, 2009
The Eggroll is a process in which a Chinese person is tied up, placed in a sleeping bag, and subsequently rolled down a hill and/or mountain.
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
(Note: If an authentic Chinaman is unable to be found, a person of another race may be used in its place under the condition that said person is made to look Chinese. The person’s eyes must be held back in order to recreate the characteristic “slanty eye” appearance. Any adhesive may be used to accomplish this, but to achieve a more accurate Chinese likeness, packing tape is recommended due to its transparent nature.)
The Chinese food delivery man is 20 minutes late. If he doesn’t show up really soon, I’m going to Eggroll him.
by frush July 05, 2009
A huge bluntwrap made of 5 different types of marijuana. Typically made of Grandaddy Purple, Orange California Sunshine, White Widow, Grape Ape, and Green Pimp.
by Rockiroad June 26, 2006
by Machman January 26, 2009
To beat someones ass chinese style.
The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.
The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.
Lee Wung Chow Nong - "I will give you a double dragon whammy little boy"
White Boy - "Shut the hell up, Don't make me go eggroll on your ass!"
Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Attacks white boy eggroll style*
White Boy - *Judo Chop*
Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Dies*
White Boy - "Shut the hell up, Don't make me go eggroll on your ass!"
Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Attacks white boy eggroll style*
White Boy - *Judo Chop*
Lee Wung Chow Nong - *Dies*
by Eggroll Fred November 12, 2006