4 definitions by Elbonian Ambassador Xeork
I used to worship Neopets, but then it all got too cute and taxed, so I became ambassador to a country nobodies ever heard of... or maybe that's a good thing...
It was nice in the beginning, but then a corporation came along, bought Neopets.com, and killed the site. Apparently the creators may quit because of all of these stupid adverts and stoof.
Dr. Ivo Robotnik is brilliant man. Brilliant in that he found a way to exploit my country's abundant oil supplies... Anyway after a strange blue ball of spikes arrived, we were able to swipe the prototype 'Doomsday Device'. Although as to what it does is a complete mystery.