Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.

"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"

by Lumberjill21 February 9, 2012

Lumberjack Lesbian

Typically a monstrous dyke, that's so repugnant they "kill wood"

As the lumberjack lesbian entered the room, it reminded Jack of the cave troll scene in Fellowship Of The Ring

by HomesickFoetus September 14, 2020

Lumberjack Cumshot

a gigantic cumshot whose size is worthy of a lumberjack.

Dude, i laid down a monster lumberjack cumshot on sally last night!

by The_Lumberjack September 24, 2011

lumberjacked

to be pounded excessivly hard by a burly white man. A.K.A a lumberjack

I lumberjacked Kelly so hard last night. It was greeeeeaaaaatttt!!!

by duuudde November 29, 2007

lumberjacking

When a prostitute jacks a John (customer) for his money and valuables while the John is naked with a full erection (wood).

Those HOs were lumberjacking every drunk College student at Spring Break.

by Money Mark April 28, 2007

Lumberjacking

Launching your snot out of one nostril while pressing shut the other nostril with your pointer finger. "Typically" performed outside and aimed towards the ground!

After I was lumberjacking near the sideline, my nose was clear enough to breath again. So then I returned to the hockey game.

by cheetofrito April 2, 2009

Lumberjack shot

Similar to a tequila shot (salt tequila lime), but just more manly, and done with a group of people. First everyone likes their left hand and pours pancake mix on it (the salt). Then the first person in line lifts their right hand in to the air at about a 45 degree angle and yells “YOO HOOOOOO,” lick the pancake mix off their hand takes a bottle of syrup and chugs (tequila). When that lumberjack has had enough syrup they pass the bottle to the next person in line, then takes and chugs from communal milk bowl (lime). When the second person receives the syrup they start with the “YOO HOOOOOO.” This process continues until all the lumberjacks in the group have gone. It is also the responsibility of the last lumberjack in the line to make sure that the syrup and the milk bowl are both killed.

when doing lumberjack shots, his crew mates were all weak, so Darb had to man up and down half a bottle of syrup and a bowl full of milk by him self

by bradthebarbarian December 13, 2009