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aasen-croc

A cold-blooded reptile that has no heart. Also used to express irritation at another person.
Person 1: What's her deal?
Person 2: She's an aasen-croc!
by nut12meg November 15, 2009
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Croc

Croc is known to be one looking for a younger girl. He claims that his dick is quite long when really it isn't, it explains why he hits on the young! Now croc can be a babe but also a turtle with glasses.
by I like Landon September 28, 2017
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Crocs

JoJo's preferred type of shoe.
I don't want to go to dad's house. All he does is play video games and drink beer, and he makes me sad. His Crocs also make me very uncomfortable.
by BrandonCP August 16, 2015
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Croc

a cougar’s mother, aka GILF. So-called because she can likely take her teeth out and give you a good gumming. As the original Croc Hunter Steve Irwin often said “Crickey, look at those chompers!”
Forget hunting cougars at the bars, we’re going to bingo night at the casino to find some crocs.
by BarryDingus September 2, 2020
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Drop Croc

Taking a dookie in someone’s crocs cause of them being annoying
Make sure to lock your Crocs away, someone Drop Croc’d Colin for asking a stupid question
by The dude_{69} May 13, 2022
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Croc Head

Someone who acts like a crackhead for Crocs.
Steve just got another pair of Crocs... I think thats his fifth pair this week! He's turning into a full blown Croc head..
by nmsoccer5 July 31, 2025
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croc pilled

To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs
Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."
by FroyoAnto February 20, 2024
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