The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.
"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
by Psuedonet June 22, 2025
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