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Commotion

The 8th Ocean on Earth. Created mostly by post pubescent teenage boys, but refilled by single and married men alike, to relieve the explosive pressure created in the male testes and prostate.

Generally caused by masturbation as a prevention to insanity.

Too silky and opaque to swim in.
All of these horny males have created quite a commotion.

The newest commotion is impossible to conceive by itself.

Lots of swimmers in the commotion...thats life.

Life begins at...
Wasting sperm is murder!
A useless commotion.
Rotten, unfertilized eggs have little value without the exhausting trip made by the determined sperm; beginning the commotion of life.
by JoeBagOfDonuts April 28, 2023
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Combation

The Opposite aka ODDosite* of Compassion ~ in an unrelenting and PRebably* state of Anxious, Fear*Full Conflict, Contention and Combat ~ the supposedly "Human Condition" ~ a *Story* or *Narrative* of EPIC *HARM*portions ...

*ODD = Oppositional Defiant Disordherds* ~ Hordes of Disorder ~ Herd*instinct* ~ Heard Indistinctly ...
Their combation seemed endless, their compassion null
They were Righties I'd wager, and endlessly dull
by PartisanZ January 3, 2024
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Compton_dmatt

by Hor1zon January 4, 2024
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Cumption

A comforting group of people or friends
The feeling you get from a plush blanket when its cold and the cold side of a pillow
That was a great cumption last night with all our friends

I slept so well last night because of my cumptious blanket
by LinguisticFool November 17, 2023
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Compton

handsome, cool, got a real big dick and an academic scholar.. people that are compton gets all the bitches.
Damn, I wish I could be like compton..”
by Achariizzz_ November 20, 2023
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Compton Special

When you (as a girl) are getting down and dirty and right before he's about to bust you stick your finger in his b-hole and he erupts like a god damned volcano. Yes, it is for sure suspicious but you're too awkward as his girlfriend to have "the talk."
Man, Janet gave me a Compton Special last night and I erupted like Mt. Kilimanjaro.
by wrich187 July 25, 2024
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Compton Cereal Bowl

This is a sexual act where you do anal with someone then after you finish, you pour milk inside their gaping anus and drink it.
Person 1: Yo what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???
by FRSHRTHNYOU April 6, 2024
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