Your friend eats a bunch of corn. He takes a shit but doesn’t wipe. While it’s still moist and caked up in your friends cheeks, you run your dick in and out of his cheeks, while he lays on his stomach. The corn and shit gets stuck to your dick, forming the chocolate corn cob.

“Hey Jordan. You wanna do a chocolate corn cob?” “Hell yea, my wife just left and I’m laying on my stomach playing Call of Duty, pants are down, cheeks up.” “ok I’ll be over”.

Chocolate Corn Cob by Skilzz March 12, 2023

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corn on the cob

after anal sexual desires are forfilled, you take the penis out, if there is reminances of corn, you make the oral hostess eat the corn, thus inducing vomit and emotional scaring

i made that ho give me a corn on the cob

corn on the cob by paul December 3, 2003

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Buttered Cob

1. The act of soaking ones penis with butter prior to intercourse or oral sex. Takes the place of lube. Choice of butter is determinded by preference whether it be stick, tube, squeeze, or tub.

2. The act of "buttering your cob".

3. To tell someone to do so "butter your cob".

Yo that Melina girl got the buttered cob last night!

Hey bro, save some money on lube and butter your cob!

Buttered Cob by sockembopper23 July 10, 2009

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The corn on the cob

A sexual act where one feeds a woman corn every hour for an entire day. The following morning he shoves his cock in her ass and pulls it out. He then proceeds to have her eat the corn off his cock.

That Bitch kept complaining she was hungry so I gave the bitch the corn on the cob.

The corn on the cob by Droseph81 September 15, 2018

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