Kreamy Blitz

When a man shoots his semen on another person/people.

She took my kreamy blitz down her throat
cumsemenjizz

by kreamyblitz May 10, 2009

blit

butt clit

I like it when Eddy sticks his finger in my butt when we make love, as to stimulate my blit.

by doodooking13 June 28, 2012

Blitter

The part of Twitter that is occupied by African Americans in which several hash tags are trended in ebonics and users steal each others jokes. This part of Twitter is usually separated from the rest with the only evidence of its existence being trending topics.

Blitter tweet: #iwannaslap That One Annoying MF' That Always Feels The Need To State The Obvious Ignorantely. -___-

Twitter tweet: This woman obviously doesnt realize that all 20 of us are under the age of 30 and already know how to use computers. #wasteoftime

by steamer123 June 19, 2011

Blit

Blazed as tits.

Dude, I just smoked some weed and now I'm blit!

by Ivyyyyyyy May 10, 2010

Blitz

A classic 1980's punk band.

We fight to live, we live to fight, we don't give a shit, what's wrong or what's right!

by Cyrus K March 28, 2004

Blitz

Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.

Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!

Cheerleader: What the fuck!?

Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

blitzed

Blitzed is a term used when one smokes an excessive amount of marijuana, to the point where said person is so insanely stoned that he or she is bound to start taking their clothes off.

The term may also be used when one comsumes ridiculous amounts of alcohol, to the point where said person is barely able to function properly.

Girlfriend - "I'm fucking pissed at you."
Boyfriend - "Why?!"
Girlfriend - "You called last night and left a message saying I was the worst sex you've ever had."
Boyfriend - "::laughing:: I'm sorry, baby. I hung out with the guys and we smoked so much weed/drank so much. I was fucking blitzed."

by alex shuts up April 11, 2006