Benjamin

literally God's right hand from Hebrew. the symbology means God's preference for him. in fact he is the sexiest and cutest guy in the world omg. it's so sweet and kind uwu

omg looks at Benjamin. looks so hot today

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Benjamin Thomas Swadling

An absolute gaylord. Ben loves the sensation of a nice long penis being inserted inside of his anus, as he moans in joy. He also has a child rape fetish in which he chains children including his 6 year old girlfriend to his spider man bed.

Hey, have you seen that gay kid Benjamin Thomas Swadling. Don't let your kids near him, he has the tendency of pedophilia.

by Larry Von Barry September 16, 2019

The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin

n. When you are sitting on the toilet, taking a shit and getting head but then, halfway through, you suck the shit back into your asshole and the blumpkiner realizes how much time he/she has wasted and kills himself/herself.

Chad: Yo, have you seen The Curious Case of Benjamin Blumpkin, homey?

Chet: Stacy's viewing is Wednesday.

Chad: What a stupid bitch.

by Chad Pitt July 1, 2009

Crank that Benjamin

to do a girl with bifocals on, you pull out and jizz on her hair and electrocute it

that girl was pissing me off so i proceeded to Crank that Benjamin on her

by mister Chad March 24, 2008

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

The most boring, tedious movie i've ever wasted my time on. I don't even know why everyone seems to have liked it. The plot idea is decent i guess, but they could've made it more interesting, because it was boring as shit and way to long. Seriously.

OMG i had to see the curious case of benjamin button so i chopped off my leg just out of boredom.

by whootwhoot March 25, 2009

benjaminx

Definition: Use to describe a clever, cool,sexy person.+Slipknot fan (Maggot)

Example 1: Wow that person is so benjamin xiong!!! Steaming hot!

Example 2: Wow another benjaminx? Wow he is addicted to slipknot.

Example 3:

XDarkmageX says: Benjaminx is the best friend i have. = He is very smart. He got 233x on his SAT!!!

by XdarkmageX March 4, 2009

benjamin bentley

Benjamin Bentley has the longest penis ever known to man and has a great sense of humour. He also knows how to pleasure women really well.

'Wow Benjamin bentley was great last night'

by Adoffhitler June 21, 2017