Fwadger The Badger

To stimulate the vagina in any way.

I gave this guy a pair of sandals for him to fwadger the badger.

by Poo wee wee poo May 1, 2021

Angry Badger

To pull out female partners pubic and/or anul hair with teeth.

I gave Linda an angry badger last nite and im still pulling hair out of my teeth two days later.

Barbera was considered to fat to find an angry badger pleasurable

by mazdainator September 21, 2007

begerk

a graphic word to describe the noise a chicken makes. can also be used as an adjective to describe ones nutty actions.

(1) BEGERK! a noise from a chicken

(2) Dad your a begerk

by Samb0 December 26, 2008

Badgerism

To infer supiority by dropping obscure facts into loosely related conversations.

Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*

Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*

by Not_a_badger January 8, 2012

kiss of the badger

the act of allowing oneself to go flaccid during anal sex and urinating in your partner's rectum

Daniel gave Cobra Kai the kiss of the badger last thursday when he peed in their butt on the national mall

by kotb October 1, 2007

Twat Badger

A really nasty, annoying, or stupid person. A combination of twat and badger. So it could be either a sex pest, or female genitalia twice over for emphasis.

<Driving. Cut up by some idiot>
You twat badger!

by Simonster June 11, 2006

badger

Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.

Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE

etc.

by KYR December 16, 2007