"Ass blasted" or the phrase "blasted me in the ass" was popularized by the influential tv show 'Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia'. It is most often used in a semi-ironic way. It means to have been wronged, gotten, or mistreated by someone or something.
"Dude I totally just got blasted in the ass by my boss. He changed the deadline to this afternoon!"
"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
"Bro, I just got assblasted by Tom. He's raising the rent by 30%."
by zucc the ducc November 24, 2017
Get the Assblasted mug.A butt ugly annoying individual who is "full of shit," never knows when to shut up, and constantly puts his/her foot in his/her own mouth. They are usually uneducated and untalented with no real redeeming qualities.
Prime example: Adrianne Curry...as it was statement in the youtube video "Adrianne Curry is an Assbaby" by vlogging paris2pop.
by lightdayz44 October 29, 2007
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by Joel Greenbaum March 26, 2004
Get the Assbrat mug.1. Used when referring to someone or something being utterly stupid or ridiculous.
2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.
2. Can also be a verb referring to a fucking stupid action or motion.
1. Soulja Boy is one of the stupidest Assbitches in the Universe.
2. *Watching someone Jerk*
The fuck is this Assbitchery?
He's just Assbitching himself to death.
2. *Watching someone Jerk*
The fuck is this Assbitchery?
He's just Assbitching himself to death.
by Carl's Keenis December 21, 2010
Get the Assbitch mug.a term used when a sudden overload of information or emotion is brought upon you usually very unpleasant or unexpected.
Person1: "When I watched clannad, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with depression"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
Person2: "When I watched MHA, I wasn't expecting to get assblasted with a stupid ass fandom"
by Clable October 14, 2021
Get the assblast mug.You gotta go hard and you are holding it inside you for a long time, and finally you finda toilet, go in, sit down, and expect that wave of relief to shudder through you... but you only let one HUGE one rip.
And your anus burns for hours after that.
And your anus burns for hours after that.
To see for yourself, eat all of this within 12 hours, sleep for the remaining twelve, and hold it inside for another two.
1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) Chili
3) Ice-cream
4) Grapes
5) Mangoes without milk
6) More chili
1) Vegetables of cabbages and peas
2) Chili
3) Ice-cream
4) Grapes
5) Mangoes without milk
6) More chili
by Aditya MJ May 17, 2005
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