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alpha geek

alpha geek: n.
from animal ethologists' alpha male The most technically accomplished or skillful person in some implied context.
“Ask Larry, he's the alpha geek here.”
by geekygurl18 October 16, 2005
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Alpha Taint

When you cut along someones ass hole across their taint and along to their genatalia. This will create a great hole that must be dug out and cleaned. Although it is no longer a taint, it is called an Alpha Taint because of where the incisions are.
Nolan: Wow Clara, thats a nice Alpha Taint you have there.

Clara: Yea I know, you can stick your whole head up my Alpha Taint
by John Denson April 22, 2011
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Alpha Pi Phi

The classiest sorority to ever exist. These ladies don't mess around. Every bake sale is always a big success. If there's one thing these ladies mean business about, its baking a mean cupcake. When it comes to recruitment, they know how to shine. These girls will blow you away with their perfect hair and hot looks. Founded in 2009, these ladies sure know how to recruit only the ideal sister. The class these girls have could send Audrey Hepburn running for her money. Watch out, these girls are fierce.
"I wish I my sorority sisters were classy and pulled together like those Alpha Pi Phi girls. I'm embarrassed to be seen with my track pant wearing disaster of a sorority."

"Why do those Alpha Pi Phi girls always have the yummiest treats at their bake sales? There is no use even trying when competing with them. Let's go home."

"Why do all the fraternity men always ask the Alpha Pi Phi sisters to their formals? Its not fair."
by i am not going to tell August 25, 2013
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Echo Alpha Delta

Telling someone to "eat a dick" in sensitive situations where profanity is not tolerated. You take the first letter of each word and translate it using the military alphabet. Used in radio transmissions, which are monitored, thereby conveying your message without subjecting yourself to discipline.
radio transmission...
Sgt. Brian: "Ofc. Mike did you complete the last assignment I gave you?"
Ofc. Mike: "10-4 Sarge, and that's a big Echo Alpha Delta."
by MRT310 July 21, 2008
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Alpha Xi Delta

The greatest fuckin sorority to ever exist. The baddest bitches of all time. No one compares to axid. Rush alpha xi or gtfo
Alpha Xi Delta has the coolest and hottest girls.
by b-na$$$ July 22, 2019
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Alpha Tau Omega

Hot, smart, hard ass mothafuckas who have cast iron stomachs and blue and gold rods. We drink everyone under the table (including people from LSU), keep high GPAs, and get the hottest women. All in all, if you're a mean motherfucker with a penchant for brotherhood and fun, be an ATO.

{Ruh Rah Rega}
Ashton's an Alpha Tau Omega member, and he's fly as a motherfucker.
by ATO89 March 27, 2008
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Alpha Female

An Alpha Female IS:
* Self-confident, assertive, a natural leader, a woman both Beta women AND men tend to follow.
* Feminine, sexually-aware, and instinctual. Not afraid to utilize men's and her own sexuality to gain advantage.
* Naturally dominant over all except her Alpha Male. She falls into this role not by force, but by either expertise, planning/maneuvering, or sometimes manipulation.

An Alpha Female is NOT:
* Masculine
* Forceful, overbearing (not if she remains Alpha long-term)
* Angry, bitchy, nor any other negative names thrown around by Betas and Omegas who are dissatisfied with their social standing.

A True Alpha Female is NOT afraid to submit to a True Alpha Male, as defined by nearly feral standards, plus intellect and abilities to provide and protect.

Alpha women do not need to feel ashamed that we want men to lead. We are still leaders on our jobs and in our places of worship.

No matter how much we, as women evolve, there are still parts of our female psyches that seek the protector. We still seek that man who can enter a room, assess the situation and take charge. When we meet men who don't have those strong leadership skills, we become frustrated and dominate them. If they are not worthy of leading us, then they should cower at our feet. No?
Why should I, as an Alpha female, choose a male that can dominate me? The Alpha in me responds to the Alpha in him. When I see him, I melt. When he speaks to me in his commanding voice, all my usual arrogance goes out the window. He understands who I am. I understand who he is. He understands my strength, but subtly lets me know that he is in charge now and that I no longer need to be in charge.

We are not wolves. Yet no matter how much we shave our hairy bodies, deodorize our odors, build tall buildings that speak of our prowess and drive around in fancy speed devils, we are still humans. We are still part of the animal kingdom. No matter how deep we bury our instincts, they are still there.

I am an Alpha female and I desire an Alpha male.
by UrbanDicTHIS November 29, 2011
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