contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023

clown alien

Someone who doesn't know any clow aliens.

Use as a noun would normally be used you freaking lonely clown alien

by mr.andms.mr.andms. April 16, 2022

beelegal aliens

A quoloquial term for Africanized killer bees. It most likely came from the fact that most Africanized killer bees were born in South America and due to migration moved north across the US, Mexico border.

Jeff: Oh shit bees

Tim: wtf are you on acid
Jeff: they’re beelegal aliens

Tim: what... you mean aFrIcAnIzEd KiLlEr BeEs
Jeff: dies

Tim: Got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 12, 2018

Saw the Alien

To become aware of the greater reality of a situation through witnessing a life-changing and sudden truth that had previously been considered inconceivable.

Obama decided not to close Guantanamo Bay after he became president and he saw the alien. It turns out that the war on terror is a massive cover-up for alien activity in Iraq and Afghanistan.

I went to Carl's Jr. for a double six dollar burger until I saw the alien and noticed how many calories it had.

by dizzyhayride January 7, 2011

alien fistbump

A greeting found in some parts of the mid-west United States where in partners stand very close and proceed to press their pelvises together whilst knocking on the butt cheeks of their brethren with their fists. Quasi-sexual. Usually reserved for close, or odd persons. Alien in human nature, not in a cosmos way.

Man, I hadn't seen her in so long I had to give her an alien fistbump.

by Arkham69 September 12, 2018

aliens in the trap

A collaborative album that was pieced together by the members of the Aliens group chat. Regarded as one of the best works of music in modern history, according to a bitch named Fabian

Tam: Aliens in the Trap really bumps!
Fabian: I wanna fuck a guy

by Young Tamothy October 20, 2018