Fart Wagon 

An old beater of a car, with ratty upholstery that has trapped the fecal particles and fart scent of every ass that has sat on it over the past decade.

Let’s hop in the fart wagon and go get milk shakes!

Fart Wagon by Pheecees August 4, 2022

skitching the wagon

A period of deliberate abstinence from alcohol to assuage concerns that the subject is an alcoholic, only to resume drinking the moment no one is looking. The act of faking sobriety.

Derived from 'skitching' (skate hitching, i.e. grabbing onto a car for momentum while skateboarding or rollerblading) and the 'wagon' metaphor for sobriety (on the wagon, fall off the wagon, etc).

"Happy Humpday, Bill. Skitching the wagon again, I see."
"I haven't had so much as an O'Doul's in days. If these goddamn inspectors aren't out of here by Monday, I'm gonna lose my fuckin' mind."
"Wanna smell my flask? There's nothing in it, but-"
*grab* *SSSSSNNNNNNIF* "Oooohhh..."

skitching the wagon by David Davids0n March 3, 2010

Wiggle Wagon

n. Any combination vehicle having two or more trailers, especially short pup trailers. Derived from the uncontrolable wiggle motion these vehicles have while traveling down the highway.

Driver, I dont mind sharing my lane, but could you try and keep that wiggle wagon on your side of the line?

Wiggle Wagon by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Station Wagon 

A form of car that was once popular in the USA until being supeseded by SUVs in the early 1990s. European car companies, such as Volvo, still make them. Also sometimes known as "Sport Wagon" or just "Wagon."

The fifth generation Camry does not have a station wagon version due to the new Highlander SUV.

Station Wagon by JNNC July 2, 2006

swagger wagon 

The term used for a minivan with lots of swagger. Only swagger wagon members are aloud in swagger wagon.

"I took a ride in the swagger wagon tonight, I'm full of swagger!"

swagger wagon by swaqqawagon69 March 18, 2010

Station Wagon 

very underestimated form of transportation. normally RWD and have large engines. especially older ones, Oldsmobile put 455s in station wagons up to 1976

dude race that station wagon!

Station Wagon by TheRyder August 23, 2011

fix your wagon 

Another way to say "bust you up" or "kick your ass."

Little Timmy: "Hello sir, would you like some lemonade? It's only 50 cents."
Mr. Sanchez: "50 cents? You kidding me? How about 25?"
Little Timmy: "Sorry sir, no can do."
Mr. Sanchez: "Listen you little punk. You give me that there lemonade for this here quarter or you're in for a whoopin', y'hear?"
Little Timmy: "But..."
Mr. Sanchez: (kicks kid's wagon) "Listen you little shit! Give me that fucking lemonade NOW!"
Little Timmy: "You broke my wagon!"
Mr. Sanchez: "Oh I'll fix your wagon all right."
Little Timmy: "Awwwww shit nigga you done fucked up my whip, now you goin' down boy!"
Mr. Sanchez: "What the..."
(kid breaks out brass knuckles and fixes Mr. Sanchez's wagon)

fix your wagon by Nick D September 27, 2005