turn over a new leaf

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

by Light Joker July 21, 2004

Jew Turn

When someone makes a U-Turn to avoid a toll booth

Mort: Hold on im gonna make a Jew turn here theres a toll coming up.
Schindler: Aww cmon!

by B-dizzle and J Bird August 11, 2010

Timmy Turner

The coolest kid on the planet. Often seen hanging around with different discolored animals. Also mysteriously stays in the 5th grade since 2001 along with his friends.

Andy: Dude that kid is totally Timmy Turner!
Steven: Check out those awesome pink and green goldfish!
Andy: Timmy Turner is definitely the coolest kid on the planet.

by Double T in the Morning January 2, 2010

turn in

To go to sleep.

John: "I'm gonna go turn in."

Robert: "Good night!"

by turnturnturn March 13, 2010

turntrovert

An introvert who is planning a quiet night in but then takes one sip of delicious alcohol and transform into an all night turnt party machine.

Tim: I think I want to have a quiet night in and watch Sex and the City
Jean-Louis: Just have one beer with us.
*Eight hours later*
Jean-Louis: Tim you turntrovert you need to come down from that chandelier the club is closing.

by Tim Turnter September 14, 2015

turn 'round

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

Tornt

When one tears their taint.

I split my cheeks bum dropping onto a trampoline resulting in a tornt.

by TorntSurvivor June 20, 2022