thrust fund

An escrow account set up to ensure dat your male descendants will have da funds necessary to bribe hot chicks to spread their legs for said hot-in-da-crotch studs whenever said love-tunnel access is desired.

Setting up a thrust fund for your shlong-possessing offspring is all well and good, but what about if said horny trouser-snake-equipped individuals get their paid-to-submit females preggo?! You might wanna either specify dat your eager-to-copulate beneficiaries always wear condoms --- or only "do it" with gals who cannot ovulate--- or else also set up a family-expenses fund so dat any "love babies" will be properly cared for.

by QuacksO December 4, 2022

proscenium thrust

A sex move describing vigorous humping during a live action play on stage.

Kid 1: "I had to go to a play for my intro to theatre class last night and it was so awkward."
Kid 2: "Why is that?"
Kid 1: "The main actor spent the whole play giving all the ladies the proscenium thrust!"

by Yolocity October 29, 2015

throat thrusting

to punch someone square in the throat

say one mo word and I will give your ass a throat thrusting

by prettiblkgrl7 January 20, 2015

thrust bob

Thrusting while bobbing. How stupid can you be?!

Come on, now, thrust bob!

by Homosexuelf December 16, 2013

Volcanic thrust

To pour hot sauce onto one's vaginal area and crevices, then participate in the act of thrusting violently in and out of it with your penis.

Man, surprisingly she let me perform the volcanic thrust upon her.

by A PERV. December 11, 2010

walrus thrust

The Walrus Thrust is an economic term coined by Swiss Economist Fredrick Binzeggar. It describes a situation when commodities prices have reached their floor and it takes a large amount of effort to move prices, much like the amount of effort needed for walruses to move their immense weight. This is similar to the use of animal terms used in economics such as the dead cat bounce and the slippery eel

After the dead cat bounce, oil prices have been experiencing a long period of slippery eels and will require a walrus thrust in order to normalize.

by Dead Cat Bounce March 16, 2015

Upstate Tri-Thrust

A sexual position that works out triceps. The man puts his legs up on a low table or a chair while his hands are also on the edge of a different chair. The girl squats over his crotch while he does chair dips simultaneously banging the woman.

Dude, my arms are so sore from doing the upstate tri-thrust with my girlfriend last night.

by VannTheMann April 14, 2011