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Closet Theist

Noun – A person suffering cognitive dissonance over whether to keep their imaginary friend to themselves or come out and confirm to the world how retarded they truly are.
Despite intellectually knowing that god was a construct of man, Anna spent most her adult life as a closet theist hiding behind the claim of agnosticism. Deep down she really believed that one day she’d be departing to greener pastures to meet Joseph Smith, Freddie Mercury, Grandpa Bob, Jesus, Michael Jackson and the Easter Bunny.
by SmotherTeresa December 12, 2012
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Theosophy

The teaching that dark is light and light is dark and other nonsense.

Theosophy was founded by Helena Blavatsky, she is considered godmother of the New Age Movement.
Theosophy is the teaching that Lucifer is the light, he made the true sacrifice for the world.

Jesus and Christianity distorts the true meaning of everything according to the mystery schools.
by psued0reality April 27, 2010
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an ugly neck that pinky talked to at 3 am
Gianna: oh my god thesack is so ugly!
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pinky: yeah his neck looks like a nutsack!
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Theos

A name that belongs to some nigga who wants his dad back
Random nigga 1: Oi uno Theos?
Random nigga 2: Yh 3up his dad
Random nigga 1: what?
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Anti-theist

One who belives God exists but hates him/her.
God sucks a fat one, I'm an Anti-theist.
by SweetBrainJuice June 13, 2003
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urban thesaurus

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