Theosexual

A sexual attraction to god or other higher power

Person A: Oh look at her goin' to church every sunday. she must have a crush on god.
Person B: Yup. She is TOTALLY theosexual.

by godishot October 11, 2011

theosexual

Somebody who is attracted to the idea of God, or to an equally god-loving person.

We met in church, and hit it off right away. We've been going out for at least a month, but I already knew he was the one, because we're both Theosexualls.

by MissingHyperlink August 26, 2017

TheoSexual

When your deeply inlove with Theo Raeken

Me: I love Theo raeken
My friend: Then your a Theosexual

by StilesStilinski_TheoRaeken December 31, 2020

Theosexual

you: "mum i'm Theosexual

mum: " METOOO!! Lets have a threesome

TheoSexual is Amazing

by tc0033000 February 23, 2022