sumpin

Bitched version of the word something. It is most commonly used in the phrase "humpin' sumpin' new" which translates to "engaging in kinky sex."

Nice ass, Fido, I'm glad to be humpin' sumpin' new.

by GuidoPosse69 February 2, 2005

Surfin'

Replaces Swag. Ones style, persona, OR the way in one presents themselves.

AYO SHIT DAWG THEM BLUE JOINTS...SHITS ARE SURFIN'!

Aye man, you got so much surf in you today.

You know me! Always surfin'!

by lobcity99 March 31, 2012

surfing in Nebraska

A nice way of saying someone is freaking retarded.

"the word dog starts with a d right???????"
"wow you're surfing in nebraska dude"

by Supermegacheater September 22, 2013

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012

Surfin' Bird

Peter Griffin's favorite song, also known as "Bird is the word" It has been a popular and running gag in Family guy. also sung by the Trashmen.

Peter:"Have you heard"
Brian: "What:
Stewie: "BRIAN NO-"
"BIRD BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD, DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD"
That, is surfin' bird.

by a rando on the internet October 8, 2021

Simfinity

Literally the cutest and kindest person in the world she’ll put a smile on your face with just talking. <3

“Hey what’s the name of the kind YouTuber again?”
“Oh you mean simfinity?”
“Yeah right she’s so nice”

by Ksjshns3 December 27, 2021

alley surfing

A person who goes down streets and alleys looking for trash or junk that can be sold for money.

Jane enjoys alley surfing, especially when she finds scrap copper and other metals that can be sold and recycled. She is helping the environment.

by wynnfoster March 24, 2008