aft79's definitions

Work From Home

Needing to crap in the morning before getting to work. Meaning you don't get paid for it.

Andy: Hay man I can't belive it, I had to work from home again today.
Al: Ha ha

by aft79 January 21, 2009

Surfing Bareback

Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.

Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.

by aft79 November 5, 2012