splint penis

when a dick is strapped to another dick voluntarily after breaking the dick muscle

“I broke my dick last night, lets have a splint penis.”

by gobblethecockle420 November 28, 2021

Splonce

A nonce on splatoon

Dan: huh? Is that lady on our team a splonce?
Rex: sure looks like it with how badly she wants to get to a child’s splatzone…
Dan: guess she’s a squid inside of a kid…

by PenisQueefer692572 February 28, 2023

Brain Splinter

Song or Thought stuck in your head all day

That darn song has been my 'Brain Splinter' all day & I can't get it out

by PinkMinkPrincess June 3, 2015

Pussy splinting

When you spread your legs as far apart as possible then bounce or place anal or vaginal area onto another persons face or object.

Omg i was so turnt i started pussy splinting a pizza.

by SeAnmorrisowosso October 19, 2018

splintax

Splintax can be used as refering to a person, or how poor/shitty etc.. something or someone is.

Splintax can also be used as saying that someone is a controll freak.

Splintax is aslo a synonym to "Scott Young"

"Dude, don't sink to the pathetic and assholish level of splintax"

by Ben Guinnery June 6, 2004

Splint

to take one in the ass so hard, you would think they need to wear splints to stand up straight from all that bending over he has been doing from guys riding him bareback.
Also the noun means a person who loves anal.

Chris sure is a splint.
Damn, Chris mustve been splintered last night.

by hankerchief69 February 26, 2011

Splot

Means cheap or not much

That thing cost splot

by VJS January 28, 2005