smear

To call someone a 'smear' or 'pap' or 'pap smear' or most commonly - 'pap smearian', is one of the worst possible insults available. Describing them as the by-product of a woman's annual 'pap smear'.
Based on a woman's 'pap smear'.

"Yo, 'pap', you are filthy!"
"Check out that 'pap smearian'."
"Hey, 'smear', quit 'smearing it' and give us a hand!"

by Diego July 12, 2003

shit smear

a good insult lol

i know sum1 with a shit smear for a mouth
lol

by unknown April 6, 2003

smear

noun: someone that looks like a gine

You're a fucking smear, you know that. Or pass me that bong you smear!

by dwight April 15, 2005

Smear Up

Ransid toilet durge. Often the consequence of 2 or more pints of Guiness. A form of crusted shit stain that lies witness to the previous passing log, often on the right side of the pan. Has been known to even 'splashback' to the rim block, but this is only possible with uncanny skill. Most often left for all flatmates to admire in full glory.

Fuck me, i cant even shift that with an elephant piss.

by Bell April 27, 2004

dink smear

A man named dink always has a black smear on his face (from ash or sut from welding)

Hey suzie are you going to wipe that dink smear off your face

by jesusjuice917 October 17, 2007

fap smear

When you are in the waiting room while your girlfriend is getting a pap smear, you fap fap to the women's magazines and smear it all over the pages.

I should wash my hands after performing a couple fap smears this morning...but I won't.

by Bruce the Deuce November 27, 2012

Nap Smear

When you wake someone up from napping by aggressively tackling or jumping on them.

My wife wouldn't get up this afternoon so I gave her a nap smear....yeah, she was pretty pissed off.

If he isn't up in 15 minutes I am totally going to nap smear his ass.

by Corey L g August 30, 2010