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SMEAR MERCHANTS 

A Term coined by Carl Benjamin (AKA Sargon of Akkad), which describes a people or a group of people who tend to thrive off of dishonestly smearing a person's character, through deceptive or misleading interpretations of their actions or words. Often by taking something they said out of context, and representing it as something completely different .
"I'm not apologizing for anything you dirty, dirty smear merchants"
SMEAR MERCHANTS by GidonGrey July 14, 2020

smearious 

A combination of the words "smart" and "serious" usually used in a sarcastic form. Originates from the sentences "are you serious?" or "are you smart?" indicating that the answer to the subject is obvious.
Sally- "I locked my keys in my car! And I'm getting worried because it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
John- "Are you smearious?"
smearious by IKilledJP July 26, 2010

smeared shit across the cunt 

The act where a female wipes her shitty ass in a hurry and it smears across her vagina - befouling it.
She knew her night was ruined, she had smeared shit across the cunt.

End Of Financial Smear 

The act of, on June 30 each year, smearing yourself in your own arse batter and starting to do your tax return.
Ive been loading up on curry for End Of Financial Smear tomorrow.
Is a quiet person around those she’s not so fond of but once she gets comfortable around you, you will see her flourishing personality and love her for the person she is deep down. She can be very straight forward with everyone but that’s only because she feels that people need to stop being blinded from the truth. She can be very random as times but most would make you laugh! Expresses her true emotions with those she fully trusts. Can get up to a lot of trouble, some intentionally and some not:) Often very romantic and cute with her partner that she keeps between just the two of themxxx
“Smera, you’ve got such a loud personality!”
Smera by H3L3N4xxx December 20, 2018

smear campaign 

An extra-meaningful word similar to "slander".
"People like to run smear campaigns about the Bush Administration.....you'll also see LOTS of smear campaigns in high school."
-me
smear campaign by Dave May 19, 2004