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smearacle

A smearacle is something that seems to be or is turning out as a miracle, but suddenly goes even worse then before and becomes a smearacle, and smears away all hope. The derivation is miracle, and smear, because it is a miracle smeared away. It may be the worst occurrence in one's life.
Examples of smearacles:

1.
Wow, did you see the absolute smearacle with Joe! He was getting beaten up, but the guy who was beating him up got struck by lightning. But then the bully fell on him and electrocuted both. What a smearacle!

2.
Joe: OMG! Bob died.

Jack: How? Why?

Joe: Well he was in Africa, and an elephant picked him up with it's trunk and saved him from a pack of lions below! But sadly the elephants trunk crushed Bob.

Jack: That is such a smearacle, it's sad.
by ansertank August 22, 2014
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Taking a smeargle

The art of capturing the Pokemon ‘smeargle’ through AR photos whilst on the toilet.
“Hey I’m just taking a smeargle
by Wickzs March 15, 2019
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Smearage

An adjective used to describe a sloppy, smearing of something. Usually applied to speaking about make-up or other, easily-smudged coverings.

Synonyms: slop, smudge, nastiness, gunk, grossness

Antonyms: goodness, fly, clean, fresh, perfect

Related Words: smear, smudge, smeargle, smeared

Misspellings: smearedge, smearege, smearodge, smerage, smirage
"Oh god, did you see that gross smearage all over that hoe's face?"

"Dammit, man! You left a bunch of fucking smearage on the toilet seat!"
by Johnny Fuk Joo June 11, 2012
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Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.
That boy is so smartacles.
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smeacle

The noise that comes out of your mouth when reading about the TOP 10 CRAZY EVENTS TO HAPPEN IN 2030
All 20 year olds to get death sentence or be permanently exiled to Alask --- *SMEACLE*.
by Kyaing May 30, 2021
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smeargle

A totally gay and ridiculous... thing that gets raped by everything. There are 2 groups of noobs related to Smeargle. Those who love it and think it's "WHOAMG 7£H UL7IM@TE P0K£M0N LOL" and those who think it's te cheapest thing ever and should be banned.
Both are wrong.
Noob #1: Smeargle is teh better pogeymanz bcuz it learnz every move LOL
Noob #2: u r a n00b bcuz Smeargle is teh cheepness
by Icicle22 March 30, 2005
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smearfaceblanketmonster

a creature most commonly compared to a screaming teenage girl covered underneath massive piles of blue cloth. It is often seen on clear crisp cold winter afternoons. They are notorious for going creek hopping and eating inanimate objects-they can't help themselves.
The smearfaceblanketmonster has eaten my socks again.
by But Elizabeth is my name. June 11, 2008
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