showissing

A clever combination of showering and pissing. It is very widely known and used among males, usually the type of guys that want to save time.(p.s. not to be confused with showhistling)

dude 1:"hey man when are you finishing?"
dude 2:"sorry bro this might take a while, right now i'm showering, and then i gotta piss as well!"
dude 1:"since you are already showering, why are you not showissing?"

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

shomiting

When you're vomiting and shitting at the same time. Likely due to food poisoning.

Holy fuck, I ate some bad Indian food last night and can't stop shomiting this morning.

by Pittance for Mittens May 5, 2016

Shomit

Where you're shitting and you have to vomit between your legs.

I woke up after a night of drinking and had to shomit.

by Rootae December 26, 2016

Shomit

The result of heavy drinking and deep sea fishing. This combination creates a violent abdominal flex. The moment of Shomit, is when a body becomes so tense it then exceeds the max PSF your body can handle, then the fun begins at both ends.

Steve was at a fast pace of consuming drinks while on a fishing trip. He then started to vomit over the side of the boat and proceeded to defecated in shorts at the same time. To sum it up in one word, Shomit .

by dg40period April 12, 2017

SHOITE

A less intense way of saying SHIT to somebody. Goes unnoticed for a while, but soon they'll realize what it means.

Gril 1: Hey, that nard is such a SHOITE!
Gril 6: No, you're a SHOITE!

by an0nym0us3 December 4, 2017

Shoitov

The family of healers for the last 1016 years

If you call someone Shoitov it means you respect him/her

by Slimy Pumpkin January 10, 2018

Shwit

shwit-shpoppin and something wack and lit

Dudeee did you see my drawing ? dat shii was shwit on the project

by Shpoppin January 11, 2018