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shistory

A fabricated type of pseudohistory that is typically created and shared with others in some kind of public forum—often seen as a form of shit posting somewhere on the internet. The creation of the pseudo history shitpost—or shistory—is typically intended for humor, internet trolling, misleading a group of people, or to shed light on a particular subject (or a combination of these intents).
Mark: "Hey Ashley! How great was that shistory lesson Ms. Howard gave us about the battalion in the Civil War that rode grizzly bears instead of horses?!?"
Ashley: "It was hilarious! I had no idea where she was going with it either, but boy did she fool us!"
by YeezusLives August 31, 2016
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shist

The Lonely Goomba's try at a mix of the word shit and piss

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Wario! Quit swimming in all of that shist!
by X_-ProPlayerz-_X (YT) October 15, 2016
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Shistul

An exclamation for when you can’t say shit.

Just fun to say.

Use it in front of friends and family at your leisure.
Me: *stubs toe on table*
Me: “HOLY SHISTUL!!”
by Odd Aleson July 18, 2018
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