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Alteration of the word "Shit".

Can be used instead of Shit, so as not to offend anyone.

WTF? Cold toco meat...I hate that Shmit!

Toco Bell makes me shmit....

shmit by Juggers November 24, 2004

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Shmit

Shmit/Shmittie :A specimen of the female sex that is in a higher class of looks than the average girl. A Shmit can usually be seen staring at you in a manor that says "I want to perform falacio on you." Shmits can also be seen wearing Uggs,leggings and/or other Shmit attire. In lamens terms, a Shmit is a hot girl who looks like a good fuck.

I can't have any grenades tonight bro, I need some grade A shmits!

Shmit by hapoeltelaviv November 8, 2010

Related Words

shmitty • shmit • shmite • Shmitt • shmittle • shmitch • shmitchen • Shmiterick Johnson • shmitte • Shmitten

Shmit

When your sexy and the shit at the same time.

Ay bro? you see her

yea ?

she is the shmit !

Shmit by thatbish. August 2, 2020

Shmit

“Shmit” is lighter what to say “shit”

“Awwe shmit I failed my test”

Shmit by Jhopesson January 1, 2018

shmit

Means you have a small dick

This nigga has a shmit

shmit by O N E July 4, 2022

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na .

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na na.

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na .

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na

REPEAT

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit His name is my name to. when ever we go out, the people always shout there goes Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit na na na na na na na na na.

Shane Jacob Jinglehighmer Shmit by Shane JacobJinglehighmer Shmit September 22, 2011

Shit Flicks

When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.

My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe

Shit Flicks by will bitten October 5, 2016

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026