shitcock

a shit-cock is an apparatus used to turd-dock. turd-docking is a universal sex act performed by men and women. when you perform this act both partners feel the same sensation. you make a shit-cock by taking a dump, and placing it in a condom. always remember to tie the condom in a knot at the end. to turd-dock you insert the shitcock into partner 1's asshole and then partner 2 inserts the remaining portion into his/her asshole. then the two partners use their bowels to push the shit-cock back and forth.

you can use shit-cock as a replacement word when you are at a loss for the real word that you are looking for:

"hey dude, could you go grab that shitcock?"

"i better go and get some shitcock"

by maffew1234 May 30, 2006

Shitcoin

Any cryptocurrency is a shitcoin.

Hey I'm rich shitcoin and everyone loves me, my dream is to buy a Shitesla and never work in my life. - Damn it Mama! Where Is my fucking lunch? Bububu....

by BububuApex June 9, 2021

Shitbolls

After a bad thing happens, you shrugg your shoulders, and it's like saying "who cares" or "what the fuck life goes on"

"I just got fired...........ehhhhhhhhhh SHITBOLLS!!!!"

(pronounce the bolls like bulls or bools)

by Jeremy January 6, 2004

Shitgoblin

The name you call any adults who have shit themselves in the past year.

I got way too drunk last night; now I have to live a year of my life being called a shitgoblin

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

shitbox

a derogatory term for a television

This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole

by Gerry November 17, 2004

Shitbox

Substitute for any noun that is to the displeasure of the sayer.

That car is a Shitbox.

by SmurfMP514 December 6, 2004

shitbox

The television set. Can also mean the programming.

What is on the shitbox today?

Are you going to watch the shitbox now?

by gifrancis May 10, 2008