Gerry's definitions

Numpty

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

by Gerry January 28, 2005

shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

barfly

An old crusty done man who does sweet FA apart from getting shitfaced and asresholed in a generally run down pub, bar or tavern.

See the f*@king shape of yer man, nothing but a barfly

by Gerry November 17, 2004

Aight

Term from the lexicon of Ali G. Used in place of the word "Alright".

U bin down wid da boys? Aight!

by Gerry January 24, 2005

shitbox

a derogatory term for a television

This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole

by Gerry November 17, 2004

Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 2, 2003

cds

cirque du soleil ( circus things etc.)

cds ain't gangsta

c'mon artlovers

by gerry May 13, 2005