13 definitions by Gerry

Numpty

Usually associated with members of the Engineering fraternity in their first year of employment.They originate from Louth and can be found driving clapped out BMWs.

People with high opinions of themselves

by Gerry January 28, 2005

Bell End

Derogotary: Useless person

"Why don't you shut up, you bell-end?"

A bit like telling someone they're a cock.

by Gerry May 2, 2003

MILF Mobile

MILF - Mother I'd Like to Fuck
Mobile - moving or capable of moving readily (especially from place to place)

milf-mobile - Milf transporter

How did you get to work this morning?

I got a ride with Jason's and his mom in the milf-mobile

by Gerry June 30, 2004

shmurd

the end result of a smelly turd, usually a call made after a mate hangs a smelly shit/turd

Dame steve, that shmurd gave more side effects than Chernobyl!

by Gerry June 18, 2004

Aight

Term from the lexicon of Ali G. Used in place of the word "Alright".

U bin down wid da boys? Aight!

by Gerry January 24, 2005

shitbox

a derogatory term for a television

This f*@king shitbox is sending my head up me hole

by Gerry November 17, 2004

chesticle

Pendulous breasts that hang like icicles. Related to testicle in the sexual sense, icicle in the structural sense and chest as in their location on the body.

When she reached for the newspaper, her chesticles nearly fell to the pavement.

by Gerry January 10, 2005