Factory Sealed

Alternate way of saying you or someone else is a virgin.

Tonard - Did you get laid last night?
Kaslo - Na, I'm still factory sealed.

or

Domimic - Man you see her, she's a beauty.
Uranium - By the way she walks, she's still factory sealed.

by MugenEinhander December 26, 2008

Dr. Roberta Staples

She's a really really really big bitch

Hi, I'm dr. Roberta Staples, and I'm a bitch!

by Believe Me I Know December 14, 2008

Staplesex

when a couple are engaging in sexual intercourse
a stapler is used to excite the gentiles

OMG! I had the best staplesex with this girl last night, she totally made me blow off

by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

Seadler

To Blast Feces into a large body of gay men.

"dude That fag just did a seadler to those gay rally guys."

by NAPETR July 17, 2009

sexplex

When you’re doing the standing 69 position and you lose your grip on your partner and drop them onto the floor.

"Aw man, Jenny was pissed after I accidentally sexplexed her!"

by mysticToaster April 29, 2016

jake searles

Has a very large penis, likes to pleasure the ladies. She needs pet insurance because he will destroy her pussy. Always gets the girls and they are always satisfied.

Pussy destroyer that jake Searles loves sticking his banana in a girls pussy

by William Searles November 23, 2013

Crusty Envelope Sealer

The act of ejaculating inside ones boxers while worn then forgetting and having your load dry to your thigh. Usually the result of a parental invasion without knocking or late night jerk session.

"Brad, why did you run off last night after we finished dry humping?"

"Oh I just had a Crusty Envelope Sealer I had to open."

by J|nn May 5, 2014