"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"
by listenkid November 23, 2009
Get the ripped van winkel mug.How you refer to a foul smelling person who lives in the bush of Alaska who for lack of social interaction chooses to bathe on a monthly or possibly yearly basis.
by Alaska Dave January 10, 2011
Get the Bush Ripe mug.Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"
Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"
Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"
by MizzSmartyPantzz457 May 15, 2014
Get the Mexican Butt Raped mug.A melodramatic expression that is used by oversensitive millennials who become unduly upset when certain media properties that they enjoyed as children are co-opted in ways that they do not personally approve of, and who would tastelessly and obtusely draw upon associations with child rape in order to scorn and rebuke -- as something akin to sex offenders -- those who would co-opt their beloved media properties for financial gain.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
The sentiment that is associated with the expression is, itself, the result of having spent one's childhood being molly-coddled by child-worshiping adults, and thus having become abused of the ridiculous notion that since one was regarded as sacred when he or she was a child, anything that one associates with his or her childhood is therefore also sacred.
"The prequels sucked. George Lucas raped my childhood!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
"The new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie sucked. Michael Bay raped my childhood!"
"Why'd they do The Smurfs movie in 3D animation? Friggin'...(looks at DVD case)...Raja Gosnell raped my childhood!"
"Betty Crocker stopped making Shark Bites fruit snacks. Betty Crocker raped my childhood!"
"I heard on the news that Capri Sun is susceptible to mold. It's like that random news anchor guy raped my childhood! That's so awkward!"
by DeaconPeabodyBeDamned October 28, 2015
Get the Raped My Childhood mug.During soccer practice when Jim's balls are nice and crevicy; when a man wears silk shorts and the material clings to his balls and every nook and cranny of his ball sack is visible
Wow, Jim's ripe strawberries were so huge and bulgy today...I couldn't stop staring when he was crouching down.
by Tojasok March 26, 2008
Get the ripe strawberries mug.The best way to say something is neat-o, awesome, or swell. The phrase "ripe" is very relaxed, never goes out of style, and people will never laugh at you for using it, very convenient for people like me who don't care about what's "in."
Mitchell: Hey man, i found a dog in the basement downstairs!
Oliver: Thats so ripe man!
Simeon: Thinking about doing some burnouts down the road.
Brendan: Sounds ripe man! Lets do this together.
Oliver: Thats so ripe man!
Simeon: Thinking about doing some burnouts down the road.
Brendan: Sounds ripe man! Lets do this together.
by olimoli123 September 2, 2013
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