bonerclops

mythical creature with one eye, but the eye is actually a boner.
note: a bonerclops is not necessarily blind

when odysseus entered the cavern he realized he had awaken the bonerclops.

by listenkid April 06, 2009

ripped van winkel

When you get so ripped you pass out for a ridiculously long time.

"you missed mother's day brunch"
"yea well I smoked a that skunkelstiltskin last night and got so ripped van winkel I slept until 8pm"

by listenkid November 23, 2009