Plaster face

Plaster face is a female who has too much foundation makeup on her face you can't recognize the person. or A girl who hides her ugliness with foundation makeup.

"Look at this plaster face chick, she looks like she got a mask on!" " This girl is wearing too much makeup, she looks like a plaster face." "You know ugly girls put on the plaster face!"

by Willie T.664 January 19, 2023

Plaster my hallway

Asking some one for anal sex.

I need a good reliable man to plaster my hallway!

by Special_k_1969 April 23, 2023

date plater

the act of licking someones asshole or "datehole"

black cunt: "that white bitch Susie's a real horny mo'fucka....she likes licking my ass whilst sucking cock"

nubian jah rasta: "ahhh man... shes a date plater...nice!"

by Bill Cosbys Mum September 29, 2011

shitter patter

Conversation had while on the toilet, usually, but not limited to over a phone with the other party unaware of the situation.

This chick I just asked out had no idea I did it with shitter patter.

by AlvinBreck February 15, 2015

Watermelon Planter

A girl who got herself pregnant but doesn't want to tell anyone so she tells everyone she swallowed a watermelon seed and it grew into a watermelon in her stomache, and it looks like she's pregnant.

Guy 1: Sheniqua has been getting fatter lately.
Guy 2: Is she preggo?
Guy 3: Yeah, but she tellin' everyone she a watermelon planter.
Guy 1: Smart.

by SrivedioYellsALot May 15, 2017

Cherry Planter

When a virgin or some weird guy stares at a girl or even another guy long enough he basically plants their virginity back into them.

"She is staring at me bro.. She's a Cherry Planter. Run."

by Lil Echo May 23, 2019

ass patter

Someone who gives flattery when constructive criticism is wanted or needed.

Distinct from ass kissing in that nothing is expected in return.

Her artwork never improved because she was surrounded by ass patters.

Continual ass patting from the team coach set a low bar for performance.

by dogflesh November 2, 2020