tom porter

A midget little cunt who thinks he knows it all and is always right a boy who also has a very small genital area

Damn he is really annoying he must be tom porter

by Zxtr1ckshotsxz June 13, 2016

angus porter

An Angus porter is a person who carries people called Angus who are too lazy to do any work.

Jim: The Angus Porter.
Bob: That's not a sentence.
Dave: Yes it is.

by Pôq ugôͶa June 18, 2018

Child Poster

Old man pretending to be a girl

They think they can trick us but we all k ow they’re a child poster

by 2ndPlayerBoi June 21, 2021

Pooter Flakes

When a girl has a very crusty vagina, and she happens to be very horny. Therefore when she gets wet someone will preform the act of scooping the crusty wetness like eating corn flakes.

Olympia loves to get pooter flakes done to her.

by bobsmith123 January 3, 2008

pooterstank

Something that smells foul like rotten kitty

I unzipped her jeans and the pooterstank was so thick it fogged up the windows

by Dudeofdudes April 23, 2003

Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

_________

Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

_________

Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _JC_ January 25, 2014

pooter

release of gas. Like a fart. Often used in Hawai'i as a slang word.
can be used as a verb. 1. pooted. 2. poot.

Guy: *fart*
Girl: OMG did you...just fart? i can taste it! gross!
Guy: nooooo
Girl: OMG YOU DID YOU TOTALLY POOTED. you're such a stinky pooter! how could you poot on me!

by grumpypooper October 4, 2011