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Polterwife 

A wife that cannot cook, clean or care for children, but "Haunts" the family creating a fear and anxiety in the home.

A ghost wife resides in a home, unable or unwilling to leave, who makes demands, but cannot physically move objects herself.

Similar to a poltergeist, responsible for certain physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.
"The girl screamed in terror as she saw the polterwife throw the chair across the room."

"Even though the polterwife had never hurt a soul, the loud wailing frightened the husband and children."
Polterwife by Mars22581 October 9, 2025
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Polterwife 

A wife that cannot cook, clean or care for children, but "Haunts" the family creating a fear and anxiety in the home.

A ghost wife resides in a home, unable or unwilling to leave, who makes demands, but cannot physically move objects herself.

Similar to a poltergeist, responsible for certain physical disturbances such as loud noises and objects thrown around.
"The girl screamed in terror as she saw the polterwife throw the chair across the room."

"Even though the polterwife had never hurt a soul, the loud wailing frightened the husband and children."
Polterwife by Mars22581 October 9, 2025

Piggeni The Poltergiest 

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