peasant

A serf with the freedom of choice to work or die of starvation.

The peasantry has been replaced by the working classes and shit welfare systems.

by kung-fu jesus September 18, 2004

peas and pickles

the baddest grocery in the whole of the universe,
located in brooklyn heights near the subway station

yo will do you wanna go peas and pickles to get some cookies and juice (and beer)

by ed-aber May 10, 2006

peasants quest

The best thing since sliced bread homestarrunner trogdor hsr haldo
The best text adventure game ever. It features amazing graphics and a kick ass sound track.

"I just beat peasants quest yesterday!"

"Thats fucking 5hweet with a capital 5."

by T3h Eggplant October 26, 2007

Peasant Bitch

A person that has been trusted and allowed into another persons life, and ended up betraying them. Is a Peasant Bitch

1.That peasant bitch, never paid me!!!
2.Poochie: "Give me my money?"
Conan: "What money?"

Poochie:"You know what money! Fuck off you Peasant Bitch!"

by Shabook November 6, 2010

I Like Peas

Generic phrase used to answer a question or respond to a situation in a meaningless bland manner.

Inevitably, the user of this phrase seems stupid.

Hey Bob, what's your stance on the political situation in Libya?

"I like peas".

by Mr Reginald X Archbottom April 14, 2011

Peasant

An annoying non-tumblr using cunt that is very oblivious to the internet world and isn't in any fandom.

Anyone who thinks David Karp, Louis Tomlinson and Scott Disick aren't sassy.

Basically people who don't have tumblr or don't know ship any two celebrities or don't have an OTP are peasants.

Person 1: I will never join tumblr, its shit.

Person 2: Tell me what is your life? Are you even normal? Get out of my sight, you peasant. *walks away sassily because you think you're just as sassy as Louis Tomlinson, Scott Disick and David Karp*

by thatulimatefangirl October 21, 2012

Peasant

Everyone that Mitt Romney doesn't worry about.

Mitt: There are 47 percent of the American people who... who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it... My job is not to worry about those people.

The Rich: Yeah! Fuck the peasants!

by xdan4deadx September 24, 2012