shitake mushrooms

1. A Japanese mushrooms that is used in some oriental dishes.
2. A cute and subtle replacement for curse words.

1. Man, these shitake mushrooms really complete this sushi dish!

2. SHITAKE MUSHROOMS, I JUST STUBBED MY TOE!

by The definer known as Mr. jangles August 31, 2005

mushroom dick

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007

mushroom tattoo

To smack someone in the face with a cock

I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it

by Joswa April 1, 2008

Mushroom sauce

n. Ejaculate, semen, cum\

Dude, I fuckin' gave her an extra helping of mushroom sauce on her face.

by Mikey February 16, 2004

Split Mushroom

The act of having anal sex with a female whilst frying up a mushroom surprise on her back without her noticing.

Man: "Mmmmmm, fuck yeah, oh yeah.."
Woman: "Omg! Don't stop, Brucey! Mmm, fuck my bad ass!"
Man: -Fries up a mushroom surprise-
Woman: "W-What's that noise, Brucey?"
Man: "SHUT UP."

He cooked up a split mushroom.. dastardly bastard.

by SOONEIYT January 26, 2006

Magic mushrooms

Magic mushrooms are hallucinogenic mushrooms (shrooms) that have come in contact with cow manure. Pretty trippy.

Magic mushrooms make the world go round.

by PWS27 July 24, 2017

Mushroom Mode

Being kept in the dark and fed shit

This project is going to shit, I'm now in Mushroom Mode !

by ZaphodJones March 26, 2011