Moenkeh

One who displays characteristics of a moenkeh; monkey .eg. being foolish.
Also known as El Mownoe

Landon Cibulka is a Moenkeh

by Goshadez June 11, 2009

Moens syndrome

Being overly fixated on the anal part.

Verb: Moensing; to Moens

Why isn't he looking at her head when talking to her? Ooh, he's got Moens syndrome.

Verb: Can that guy only talk about one thing? Yeah, I know. He's moensing again.

by Smosjos January 15, 2011

mobentley

Is a person with a lot of swag. The life of the party. They can always make you smile in the times when you are down. They also have a great smile themselves. They make great listeners and are full of advice. Usually down to earth people. Don't make a mobentley mad though. They can get quite angry when made upset.

person 1: I was so upset yesterday, bro

person 2: dang, you ok?

person 1: yeah I talked to a mobentley.

by volcomswag October 24, 2011

Moben Joke

When a joke is so bad you have to refer to it as a 'moben joke', this is the epitome of shitness.

"Friend A: What did one fish say to the other?
Friend B: I don't know...
Friend A: 'Whats a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this'
Friend B: Dude, that was a Moben Joke..."

by MSquared March 23, 2012

Modenass

Noun.

When the stomach sticks our mo-den-ass.

Damn, that chick got a bad case of modenass!
What?
Her gut stickin out mo-den-ass!

by VordLader January 23, 2013

Mohinder please

When there is too much confusion, contradiction and contention, then to remove darkness and bring clarity, one can invoke some help.... Mohinder please!!

Hush:OMG! All scarves look cool. Which one should I pick? Mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Roger, Mohinder please!

by Luvrogers May 7, 2013

Mohinder please

Enlighten me, remove darkness, confusion or bail me out!

Hush: I am stuck and unable to make up my mind about the color. Someone mohinder please!

Salesgirl: Pick the red one, I will mohinder you!

Hush: Ta.

by luvrogers May 7, 2013