Martinox

When a Swedish guy and a New Caledonian girl meet each other

"Oh boy, now that's a Martinox"

by HellmuthVonMucke April 17, 2020

martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022

Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.

Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin

by _george__ January 6, 2007

Buddy Martin

The act of making sweet love to a komodo dragon. Named after British actor of the 1940's famous for going on the same island as Darwin and attempting to make love to a komodo dragon. He was killed in his attempt to lay with the dragon.

Ya I'm a go getter, I've been known to go for a Buddy Martin...on a weekday.

by alexandeeeer killer December 29, 2009

The Marching Southerners

God's gift to musicians. World reknown marching band. The greatest band-family to ever be apart of or even see live.

Youtube "The Marching Southerners" and have your mind BLOWN

by melloGirl December 18, 2012

Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

Trashy Martini

Take a shot of Vermouth and chase with an olive. It's kind of like a normal martini but you get drunk much faster

Emily was a firefighter so halloween and wanted to get trashed fast but still remain somewhat classy so she had trashy martini's

by drunkfirefighter October 30, 2012