mountain-dew crawfish blast 

The act of taking a crawfish and putting it in a 2 litter mountain-dew bottle shaking it up and letting the crawfish go into the sexual partners anus/vagina

My buthole hurts ever since i tried that mountain-dew crawfish blast.

mountain-dew crawfish blast by burrning asshole December 5, 2010

Mountain Breather 

People who live in N.H. or M.E. mostly lumber-jackers, or hill-billies. Mountain beathers can't afford good dental services, and have to drive three hours on dirt roads to get to their destination. Nobody comes to visit them, because nobody can find them, way up high in the mountians. Mountain breathers, are enviormental and ride tractors and go hunting for their food.

Ex: a mountain breather is someone with overalls and suspenders. Someone who doesn't know a thing about political statuses.

Mountain Breather by Hill-Billy-Bart April 19, 2012

Mountain Peaks 

When a woman is laying on her back, and her nipples are perky and upright resembling the peak of two mountains-in some cases three.

"Hey Janet just passed out drunk on the floor!"
"So what?"
"The AC is cranked up! Mountain peaks!"
"The hell is wrong with you?"

Mountain Peaks by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Mountain of weed 

A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.

Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.

Mountain of weed by TheChairHugger November 9, 2013

Mountain Meatball Stew 

when somebody shits, pisses and ejaculates into a toilet before flushing.

When I was taking a dump, I decided to jerk off and turn into a beautiful mountain meatball stew.

Mountain Meatball Stew by The one true turd May 31, 2015

mountain downing 

A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.

Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard

1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing

mountain downing by adjectivesnoonoo January 28, 2018

Mountain Mead 

The pinnacle of yeast broth technology, also referred to as toilet wine. Most likely marketed using a logo designed on MS Paint or Word.

A-“Hey squire do you want my home brew toilet wine?”
B-“No chief I don’t want your mountain mead”

Mountain Mead by El pene November 9, 2018