Tokyo Lightning

When one feels the sensation of lightning, then realizes it is a group of tourists taking flash photos.

You: "Whoa, was that lightning? It's not raining."
Your friend: "Yeah, that's weird. Oh wait! Look over there! Those tourists just photographed each other in front of that statue that's covered in pigeon shit! It was Tokyo Lightning!"

by JimmieBigtime January 11, 2008

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

nipple lightning

When a woman is having intercourse with a man with a hairy chest and static electricity builds up. As they separate, a shock is given from the woman's nipple to the man's chest.

Allison and Alex were going at it so long that the nipple lightning was more link a thunderstorm.

by tbohner May 31, 2010

Lightning bitch

Or lightnin' bitch. Irish expression for a woman who is truly impossible, vile, sniping and otherwise waaay beyond disagreeable.

She left him outside the locked door in the rain for four hours because she wanted to clip her nails then screamed at him because on top of the other groceries, which were drenched, he'd forgotten to bring home the custard powder. What a lightning bitch.

by Fearman February 24, 2008

Lightning Strike

Whilst taking a girl from the back, sexually, you reach behind your back with a tazer, tazing your penis. Simultaneously shocking the both of you. Done correctly, the lightning strike will occur at the peak of orgasm.

I need to get some D batteries at the store, Jan's coming over tonight and we're gonna do the Lightning Strike.

by Dwalan November 20, 2011

Heat Lightning

A violent and deadly thunder strike... about 1 million and 10 times more deadly then a normal lightning. If your alive to see these rare (but constant occurrences in the United States), you more then likely will be dead. Caused from the amazing summers of the lower US states which reach above 400 degrees, the Heat Lighting forms as a giant ball of heat. Following which, the blistering sun turns it into a menacing tornado. This tornado, then forms a lightning bolt. The lightning bolt can reach temperatures of above 1000 degrees, and has been known to melt cars on impact. Once this bolt has formed from the sky and has stuck the ground, it then creates an explosion which ripples through the ground melting cars, people, streets, and houses. Its truly devastating.

Normal Lightning, but much hotter and deadlier. The word Heat Lightning is defined from its much hotter.

by Heathlighting November 29, 2011

lightning fap

when you are beating off then call your mother and try to finish before she gets in the room.

"last night i pulled off the lightning fap, my mom didnt see a thing."

by boss rig February 15, 2015