Malia/Linda

Pushing guys away bc you’re afraid to catching feelings because guys actually suck ass.
Don’t you dare pull a Malia/Linda on this dude, he’s actually good for you
by LCarter_06 December 05, 2021
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Friend of Linda

A queer vegan individual (particularly one who attends vegan drag brunches).
"Are you a Friend of Linda?" "Of course! Are you going to the Friends of Linda vegan drag brunch next weekend?" "For sure! See you there!"
by SXSZworld August 29, 2022
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tan linda

so cute/pretty but in spanish ofc
you: *posts on your main story for the first time in months*

random old man who def should not have snap: "mamacita tan linda😍"
by cornball428 December 26, 2022
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bloody 'ell Linda

this is a term originally used for mild frustration, used by an angry old men towards their wives.
now jokey term -with no offensive intent behind it- to show mock frustration.
Lynda spills her tea;
Andrew: "bloody 'ell linda! you've spilt ya tea!"
by Angry.ginger June 14, 2024
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Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
by Miritsu May 03, 2024
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Linda Searcy

Someone who is know to knock on the front door of Saxitoxin. She has fathered three of his children, but he hides from her and won't answer.
So, when I got home this afternoon I sat my ass down and logged onto my laptop to check the district court website and see if anyone was suing me this week. While I was browsing the new cases I heard a knock at the door. Wanna bet who it was?

Yup. Linda Searcy.

-Saxi
by jimbostoncuck July 26, 2023
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linda tripp

to feign interest in another individual for personal gain
All this time, I thought Seth was genuinely interested in being my friend. Little did I know that he's been Linda Tripping me this whole time!
by bfan91 April 14, 2022
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