Hermanos

A man with a small penis and an anal fissure.

I went to fuck this dude last night, right as soon as he pulled his pants down i could tell he was a Hermanos.

by PerrierDrinker48 March 21, 2019

herrmannphrodite

When a person exudes both male and female characteristics while because it's in their name.

A herrmannphrodite typically displays the following behaviors:
Holding a pinky finger up whilst drinking an energy drink.

Floppy wrists while walking on a treadmill during a Zoom meeting.

Wearing pink bluetooth earbuds while shaving your chest.

by gsmack February 20, 2023

Herman story

A story told in a nasally, droll tone, that has no intrinsic value, and seems to go on forever.

Oh God, here comes Henry. He's probably going to tell us a herman story.

by ArlingtonHilltops March 16, 2009

hermance

from colloquial bromance (an intense friendship between guys) and the Spanish "hermana, hermano"
a gender-neutral bromance; a friendship between any two (or, plausibly, more) people that stretches the boundaries of a normal friendship without becoming a romantic relationship
pronunciation: hermance, ehrmance, airmance

"Genna and Dave aren't dating, are they? Because I swear they're dating."
"Naw, man, they just have a super intense hermance."

by g76r5 June 24, 2012

hermaneutics

The study of Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" in an effort to explain it as a volume of moral and philosophical guidance based on divine revelation.

Hermaneutics tells us that the Great White Whale represents attainable but difficult and ultimately pyrrhic life goals and obsessions.

by ufo42 May 30, 2013

hermanist

The guy who makes everything a sexual innuendo

His such a hermanist,
Stop being a hermanist

by hobbs27 March 29, 2015

Hermaning

To make noises akin to PeeWee Herman's laugh, especially during sex.

The last time the girl orgasmed, she was Hermaning so hard that the neighbors called the cops.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015